Too many people in big suits
I just came here to eat my food.
Too many people talking big
Hearing debates make me feel sick.

Too many events for the oh so smart
Please spare a thought for mere mortals like us.
I didn’t sit here to listen to you fuss
No, unlike you, I never cared as much.

They are a herd of black and white
Swarming the entire food court,
Snaking around the drinks stall…
What a horrible, bustling crowd.

A few days later
I am happy to announce
The herd of black and white
Has migrated to another area
More suited to their class.

I didn’t write this as a hate poem
But I guess this has been my secret anthem.